immersings:

I grow super attached to people so please give me a 60 day warning before I stop existing to you.

(via humorking)

affectin:

i am not the same person at 8am and 8pm

(Source: affectin, via fucking-cat)

blueeyesbaddragon:

jadeita:

lets have a moment of silence for the people who still say *Le* 

the entire country of france

(via magstah)

Trying to stay awake in a boring class

image

(via distraction)

stability:

hot people are fun to look at

(Source: stability, via phobias)

evaded:

If I text you first, you better appreciate that shit because I don’t do it for just anyone.

(via humorking)

“i dont care about looks”

LIAR

YOU’RE A LIAR

YOU ARE LYING

(Source: estpolis, via crystallized-teardrops)

princehomo:

do people actually go on dates or is that just on tv

(via phobias)

shady-god:

it’s a perfect day to not give a fuck

(via eternel-vogue)

brookiemariehyland:

Ellen should win an Oscar for being Ellen

(via humorking)

the-pietriarchy:

I suffer from that syndrome where your neutral expression makes it look like you’re a angry serial killer

Chronic bitch face

(via magstah)